AN: Thanks everyoen for reading chapter one of my magnum oprah: Soda Lovez – its time for the SECOND CAHPTER of the srory now!
Blueberry Tart was standing there in the doorfame. They looked me up and down and said “Hello, my name is Blueberry Tart, but you can call me Blue.” she said as she winked at me. I was so nervous but they made me feel less nervous as they beckoned me towards them. I went towards them and said goodbye to cheeky pud and then went with Blue intot he factort.
The factory was busy with all sorts of canning happening, the large vats of sodas was in rows across the walls and they were bubbling with delcious shize products. Trucks of canbrosia came in and poured into the vats making them even more delicoous than before.
I followed Blueberry Tart through into their office and they made me take a seat. they looked at me and then sat at their desk.
“So then.” they exclaimed. “You’re here to work at the Shize Factory, and I’m going to be your boss. But there’s a lot you have to leanr well you’re here okay?”
I notted politely.
“im going to be watching you very closesly.” they exclaimed cooley.
“Yes, I am going to be the best can I can be.”
“Good.”” they said as they walked around me, running a ahand over my rim. I think you’re going to do really good here,” they said from behind me near behind my ear. My skin went tight and sweaty.
they gave me a timelabel for the day and sent me out of the room. As soon as I left I had to take a deep brefh because I was so excited by them. they wrre so hot and attracctive and sexxy.
I went about my day and wentto my training. There was alot of things to do in the factory, looking after the superstar cans: looking after cheery pops dogs, helping Cream Tea count their money and deliverying coffees to Shize Tireamisu.
The day went so well for my first day, until I went to the caferteria and I saw *them*
In the carefeteria there was the worst can in the whole shize lineup – the one that reminded me of Ellie from school (fuk you Ellie you bitch) – Shize Juicy Melson.
“こんにちは” said Melon. I didn’t reply and ignored their dumb stupid can face.
I went too get food and then ate it at a desk, shooting death stairs at Melon who was lookin all prissy and stupid over with their friends. THey were so stupid and a poser prep. I knew that Blue was interested in them, but that was ebcause they hadn’t gote to know me yet.
Lunch was goin’ pretty good after that. All the other cans went to see me and they all liked me and told me that I was cool and looked really awesome and fun.
It was at that very moment when I was about to drink my Shize that they sat down next to me…
….they were so big and mushchly – they smelled like sexy colon…
… it was: Shize Mayonaise.
(AN: I put a poll up on my page for what should happen next so pelase vote and lets see if Maybe we get to have sonme *nauggty times* with mayo heheheheheheh)
I think you should get with mayonnainse because then they can use their arms to hold open a dictionary so yuo can LEARN TO SPELL!!!!!
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