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(Autheors note: I know that theirturning off the power cus of the storms on the suface and the canborsia so this will be my last chapter I go to get preseved.

I know that a lot of u aren’t on here and won’t read this. I know a lot of you aren’t here at all anymore. I will mis you..)

It was gona be the best night of my life. all the cans were there!!!

I had the biggest party ever, everyone was there exvept for Juccy Melon (the bitch) and we all got drunk (ssh don’t tell nobody) and it was amazeballs. We did pin the logo on the shzie can and watched Shizeman on TV – it was epic.

I was so happy to have won the interneship with the best soda companyin thew wortld.

STT was there too, he came in and he was scared, he slammed the door and ran into the room and hit is head on the wall. He was in destress.

“0YjcNlheeqQ” he exclaimed yellingly “oabsuhdadh” – he was drunk!

“lol speak english dude” said Blueberry Tart ❤

“Sdhioawhdihns! Cahbsihidia! The water!” said the man who looked a bit like a man who loiked like a hobo mman.

“I don’t get wat you’re sayin’ man” I exclaimed “you’ve always been a little weird!”

“The sea! It feels the fizz!” he laughed “we will all feel the fizz now!”

It felt like only minutes passed but me, my family and the others cans were put into a van and taken to the Shize LLC safety location.

There was kaos all around. Lots of people leaving there houses and watching the skies go dark.

“What happened!!!!” I yelled to a person on the road.

the prerson looked at me “I am David.” he exclaimed.

“Hi David. I said “what happened?”

“There’s been aaccident and the o-“

a truck hit him. suddenly, lots of blood wet everywhere. There was a huge scream.

We drove fowarrds for sevel miles, I saw a TORNADO in the sky, and then ANOTHER one and ANTOERH one. There were storms eveywehre.

We got to the facility, it was a lot darker than the main factory, filled with concrete and people with guns. We went in with me and my family and the cans in the truck. It was all so fast.

“I can’t be here! I don’t work for the company really!” I exclaimed as we wet in.

“We all work for the company now,” yelled STT with happyness.

We wet inside. The doors shut. the scraming outside stopped quitely.

Weeks pasted since the event outside, the cans left and I was alone with my family. I found out that Ellie from school hadn’t made it, which is okay cus hshe was a massive bitch and probably deserged it. Dad wouldn’t let me see the outside cameras, but it all seemed pretty fudged up.

There was no water left because of what happened. Only soda, which was cool wif me – I got as much Shize as I cud want.

I kept being an intern for Ms Fishbarck. She seemed stressed all the time, really angry. She made me go get Shize Cofee for her every few hours and didn’t sleep much at all. There was many epopel balming her for what happened – but I could se she was only trying to get people to enjoy Shize.

We didn’t have much space in our place. It wasn’t really made four us to live in. mom and Dead had to work to keep their place and I was working too – there was lot of people with these golden rings that just satabout doing nuffink and it was bs.

Noone would tell me wen we would get to go back up to see the fresh air, noone was happi and I could tell my parents was stressed as balls.

Every tow days Ms Fishbarck would do a message across the voice speakers and tell us everuthing was fine, and that we will all “Feel the Fizz” soon and she had a plan to preserve hat was left of us through the same thinf that made the mess.

Every few days more people would go to the Shize Factory via the tunnrsl and wouldn’t come back. There was a lotery to decide who would go next, and we were very excited to join them.

Sum people decided they didn’t want to go and went upside. They didn’t come back too.

I was in the food court helping clean out the bins when it happened…

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The called MY NAME!

I was so excited. My mum and dad gave me a hug, I was ready to join the rest of them. My mum and dad would be with me soon enuff!

i sat at my desk and thought one final thing before I got my bag to go:

“I hope I taste like Blueberry Tart.”

THE END.

(AN: It has been an honor to be down here with all of you. I know sum of you blame Shize for what happened, but i know they are sorry about what they did and they are giving us a way to live on forever. c u on the other side.)

(AN: Stop flammin me guys I know you hate STT but he showed us all cool stuff and we should be GREATFUK OF THAT AND NOT BAN HIIM. HE DIDNT DESERVE TO BE BANNED FOR WHAT HAPPENED AND YOU DEVEN DELETED HIS WORK WHICH IS BS???!)

I was in front of jucy melon with their stupid prissy face and they had their katana sword in there hand they were ready to fight me and I had my axe in my hand too and I was ready to fight as well.

Juicy melon held their katana up to the sky and the light relfected off it and around the room.

We ran at each other and crashed into each other.

“死ぬための準備” they said smashing their sword against the axe.

“you’re amassive bitch” I said as I kicked them across the room and they clashed into a wall and rolled to a stop aaginst a table. They got up and wipred some Canbrosia from their lips and then glared at me.

“Konichi-wa-fuk-you!” I exclaimed as I ran across the tables and swang my axe towards them.

“大野” they exclaimed and rolled out the way as I cut the desk in half with my cool powers.

the fight continued for what felt like years and the heat of battle was strong – melonfought like Ellie from schooll – dirty and stupid.

Eventually I won and cut melon across the face. Soda sprayed everywhere like in a Quarantino movie.

Melson looked in horror as I scarred them and then they ran off down the hallway. I stood tryumfantly in front of the room and dried the soda from the axe.

I was the best. Me. Electric Cinnamon – the coolest can of all the cans.

The night was dark now, so I made my way out of the factory and walked home. I had saved the factory and myself from the monster that is Juyic Meoln.

I got back to my house and opend the door, the light was off and I reached for the light switch to turn the light on.

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The light wet on.

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There waas the sond of a party pooper!

All the other cans were there and had created me a suprised party because of how cool I was and they all wanted to be my best friend.

I smiled and waved at all of them and then came into the room and the party started because now I was there to enjoy the party.

It was going to be the best night of my life!!!!

(AN: In memory of STT – u were pretty cool)

(AN: Fuk u sp00kmarez for complaing about my spelling at least Icraate original content compared with u who doesn’t do that. I am better than u and your friends.)

Mayo and I are our food at the table, he was so muscley and hot and russian. He was like a sexier version of Shize rsut and was younger and an absolute fittie.

Mayo exclaimed “We need to go spend some time together today.”

I nodded all sexy like. I know what he meaned.

We were in the closet and he was taking off his shirt and I was taking off my shirt and he saw my sexy body and he woshepd it.

Then he did me against the wall and all the cleaning products went everywhere and made us all shiny and slippery. It was super hot aha.

We did it for like seven hours and then he left and I got out of the closer and realised I was REALLY LATE FOR MEETING MS FISHBARCK.

I ran and ran upsyiars and eventually got to the office of her. I stood by the door and waiting for it open but there was noone there.

It turns out that I had been so late that the factory and closed and now I was all alone in the factory and night and the lights went boom and then turned off and it was dark.

“hello?” I exclaimed into the blackness.

There was no one there to say hello bak.

I was spoked.

Really spoked.

I heard a noise downstars – maybe mayo wanted to see.me again because I was so good in bed and way better than Ellie from.school.

“mayo is that you down there?” I said as wet down the stiars.

there was still no response and I grabbed a nearby fire axe off the wall to defend myself just in case.

I went to the bottom of the stairs and put on the torch of my fancy Shize Phone and pointed it at the noise.

It was JUICY MELON and she was killing MAYO.

“you fucking bitch.” I exclaimed.

“死ぬための準備” they said all cocki like.

They pulled out a katana (that’s a kind of cool Japanese sword that I saw in an anime once) and then got ready to fight me like in an anime I saw once (you know the one!!!)

I held my axe up ready to fight and avenge Mayo’s lost life as he lay on the floor dead but smiling because the last thing he saw was my hot cinnamon eyes.

I ran towards melon and got ready to fight!!!

WHAT WILL HAPEN NEXT? WE SHALL SEE SOON, ON THE NEXT CHAPTER OF SODA LOVEZ!!!

AN: Thanks everyoen for reading chapter one of my magnum oprah: Soda Lovez – its time for the SECOND CAHPTER of the srory now!

Blueberry Tart was standing there in the doorfame. They looked me up and down and said “Hello, my name is Blueberry Tart, but you can call me Blue.” she said as she winked at me. I was so nervous but they made me feel less nervous as they beckoned me towards them. I went towards them and said goodbye to cheeky pud and then went with Blue intot he factort.

The factory was busy with all sorts of canning happening, the large vats of sodas was in rows across the walls and they were bubbling with delcious shize products. Trucks of canbrosia came in and poured into the vats making them even more delicoous than before.

I followed Blueberry Tart through into their office and they made me take a seat. they looked at me and then sat at their desk.

“So then.” they exclaimed. “You’re here to work at the Shize Factory, and I’m going to be your boss. But there’s a lot you have to leanr well you’re here okay?”

I notted politely.

“im going to be watching you very closesly.” they exclaimed cooley.

“Yes, I am going to be the best can I can be.”

“Good.”” they said as they walked around me, running a ahand over my rim. I think you’re going to do really good here,” they said from behind me near behind my ear. My skin went tight and sweaty.

they gave me a timelabel for the day and sent me out of the room. As soon as I left I had to take a deep brefh because I was so excited by them. they wrre so hot and attracctive and sexxy.

I went about my day and wentto my training. There was alot of things to do in the factory, looking after the superstar cans: looking after cheery pops dogs, helping Cream Tea count their money and deliverying coffees to Shize Tireamisu.

The day went so well for my first day, until I went to the caferteria and I saw *them*

In the carefeteria there was the worst can in the whole shize lineup – the one that reminded me of Ellie from school (fuk you Ellie you bitch) – Shize Juicy Melson.

“こんにちは” said Melon. I didn’t reply and ignored their dumb stupid can face.

I went too get food and then ate it at a desk, shooting death stairs at Melon who was lookin all prissy and stupid over with their friends. THey were so stupid and a poser prep. I knew that Blue was interested in them, but that was ebcause they hadn’t gote to know me yet.

Lunch was goin’ pretty good after that. All the other cans went to see me and they all liked me and told me that I was cool and looked really awesome and fun.

It was at that very moment when I was about to drink my Shize that they sat down next to me…

….they were so big and mushchly – they smelled like sexy colon…

… it was: Shize Mayonaise.

(AN: I put a poll up on my page for what should happen next so pelase vote and lets see if Maybe we get to have sonme *nauggty times* with mayo heheheheheheh)

AN: Hey shzieheads! this is my new account and I’ll be posting any new chapters of Soda Lovez here on Canfiction.net for you to enjoy with yyour friends. Please be kind i’m new to riting and I want to gorw and learn with all of you on here. We’re all here to lvoe shize dirnks so DONT HATE ON ME ❤ thanks Ellie xox (02/02/2025)

CHAPTER ONE – THE FACTORY

Hi there my name is Electric Cinnamon and I am the newest can at shize factory, I started today and im really excited to meet all the other cans that I will egt to work with. I’m so excited to meet Suzie Fishback and I am hoping maybe some of the cans will maybe like me? (like,like like me not just like me you know ^^)

I went into the factory for the first time gloing through thegates and there was the factory in front of me: it was huge and beautiful. It was bigger than any factory id’ ever seen (and yes, I know I’ve seen it I can use the internet) and I loved how big it was. It was so cool to finallt be there at the factory and I wanted to see everything there. It was so cool to finallt be there at the factory and I wanted to see everything there.

I want to the reception desk and met the receptionist… and they were a can!

“Hello there said the can, looking at me all sexy. “what are you here for today?”

“Hi i’m the new can” I exclaimed excitingly.

“Yes. you are a good looking can” said Cheeky Pud (who was the receptionist)

“thanks” I exclaimed.

“You’re welcome. You’re here to meet the your teacher, okay? I’ll ring them and then let them know you’re here.”

Cheeky Pud picked up the phone on their messy desk that was messy and cvoered in mess. He looked at the phone and pressed some numbers and then picked up the phone and listened to it making a ring tone.

“This is chucky pud,” he exclaimed, “the new can is here and she’s really pretty and you’ll like her a lot” he exclaimed.

There was a voice on the other end… but I could not hear it… but it sounded sexy aha.

I spent like twenty minutes waiting for my new teatcher to come down and pick me up, it felt like at least half an hour passed and then I heared feet coming down the hall. It was a sound like clapping on cold surface, I was feeling so fizzy.

The door opened, and there they were the msot sexy can I’d ever seen……………….

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….. it was….

…………………. BLUEBERRY TART

AN: I KNOW SOME PEOPLE THINK THAT BLUEBERRY TART IS IN AN EXCLUSIVE REALTOONSHIP WITH MELON BUT MELON SUCKS AND MY OC CAN IS BETTER.

Stay turned for part II in a bit ❤